Posted on Tuesday, 13th December 2011 by John Bikes
Age: A lady never tells. Particularly if she’s negotiating a roundabout.
Appearance: Many and varied but generally within the speed limit and the recommended safe distance from the vehicle in front.
This is the Guardian, yes? Yes.
So I’d better eschew all the obvious jokes? Yes. And the non-obvious ones while you’re at it, to be on the safe side.
Very well. Why are female drivers, to which term we attach no humorous or opprobrious associations, in the news? Because their car insurance premiums are set to go through the roof.
Why? Has the female population finally synched up, so they all get their periods at the same hormone-addled time and crash into each other? A